Channel: Comedy
Uploaded: December 31, 1969 at 11:59 pm
Author: gearsofchores
Length: 02:34
Rating: 4.58
Views: 531
Song i made and recorded with my cousinHere are the lyrics:Verse 1Ya see, Tom I'm quite thickleeven having trouble opening my pickles I'm just hungry for a snackbut I'm just so angry that i could snapHa you're so weak, manI can open bottles like Peter PanWhat!?! That doesn't make sense at allYou can't even rhyme like a ... boxChorusOh can't open my pickle jar!I've got so near but yet so farPeople say that i'm not strongBut i aim to prove them wrongVerse 2Damn, man i've tried everythingFrom really big pans to trying to singI may have failed but i tried my bestI'll probably end up just making a messHa I knew you would just fail and quitShut up Tom, you're such a @!&%Chorus 2Oh can't open my pickle jar!I've got so near but yet so farTom's trying to put me downBut I still turn this whole thing aroundVerse 3 I'm getting there, bit by bitI'm getting close, i can feel itHa Tom's going to be so ashamedWhen he realizes I beat him at his own gameWhat!?! Beat me? That'll be the dayIf you open that pickle jar i won't know what to sayChorus 3Oh i opened my pickle jar!I've came so near but yet so farBut i have done it, i have wonI have done it, so you're wrong