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Channel: Comedy
Uploaded: May 17, 2008 at 7:03 am
Author: fosmato
Length: 01:14
Rating: N/A
Views: 584
Does the thought of teenage partying and underage sex haunt you at night? Do you worry about broken curfews and the back seat boogy? Parents, if this sounds like you, I know that every attempt has been made to keep your teenager out of trouble. Before today, even with every precaution, it was impossible to force your teen not to risk in underage sex. But Now! With the new government teenage neutering program, you can stop them dead in their horny tracks. This is a perfect example of the uneducated pubescent male mind. Does he really know to “wrap it before you tap it?” I don't think so. Does this remind you of your precious daughter getting mauled? You can't stop an excited male with anything short of a bullet. And remember parents, he is just as responsible for the mistake as she is. Talk to your family doctor, or visit neuter.gov for more information.Director & Camera Operator: Daniel BermanWriter: Wes AbneyCrew: Kevin, KoriActors: Alyssa, Barry, Kate, Wes, Joanie.