Tags: Champagne  Chris  DMC  Rock  Run  
Channel: Comedy
Uploaded: May 17, 2008 at 5:32 pm
Author: RICKisBOSS
Length: 03:26
Rating: 5.00
Views: 1046
Chris Rock: ChampagneYo man, R&B sucks!I mean there's a couple of people that can flowbut for the most part, the genre sucksJust a bunch of people singin over rap beatsGet a old rap record? Sing over it!Now everybody talk about their label, label this, label that, heySmokey Robinson wasn't singin about Motown!Listen, the Isley Brothers wasn't goin, 'Teaneck in the motherf**kin house!'The Jacksons wasn't singin about Epicbecause nobody gave a f**k!Hey, it's time for a record! Here goes!*music fades in*Ladies and gentlemen, I am the Bluff DaddyAnd this is a Black Boy exclusiveBlack Boy make you jump for joy, Black Boy make you jump for joySing!I, like champagne (feels good to my brain baby)BlackI, like champagneWhat you drinkin?(drink it in the rain)I, love champagneSay it(say it once again)I, like champagneYo baby you got any money?[singer takes over]Nigga I'm broke, and feelin kinda thirsty (too blad)Just smoked a blunt, and, I, feel, the worst way (Black Boy)My baby's father, brought me a case of St. Ide's (did you like it?)I said, 'I don't drink that sh*t nigga, you better recognize!' (Cristal)[Rock] Would you let the lady finish the song???!!! (big hats)[singer takes over]Now I'm a broke hoe with expensive tastes (you my hoe)I got six ankle chains around my waist (who bought them for you baby)Gotta get my sip on (get your sip on) cause that's my missi-on (you gotta get)Gotta get my champagne on, or I'm gonna get my bit*h on (that's right)I, like champagne (feels good to my brain baby)I, like champagneCristal!(drink it in the rai-ai-in)I, love champagneSay it again(say it once again)I, like champagne (once again)Ladies and gentlemen, Freedom Williams[Freedom Williams]Enter the Dom/e of Perignon, I never been crept uponI'm on the mike and my word is bond (hoo hoo!)I'm the top the pinnacle, the echelonI'm never fallin (c'mon) and beat MC's with a batonThe conniseur, I'm gonna do her over dinner(Black Boy make you jump for joy, Black Boy make you jump for joy)I said fine cigars, fresh fish, Alize toast(Black Boy make you jump for joy, Black Boy make you jump for joy)My lifestyle's ghost, when you see true enlightened menTo MC's I incite and mend*needle pulls across record and is cut off*[Chris Rock] What? Motherf**ker what the f**k?*fight breaks out**sample of Run-D.M.C. saying 'I'm the kiiiiiing' keeps repeating*[Chris Rock] f**k who the hell are you? 'I'm the kiiiiiing'I'm only gonna ask one last timeWho the f**k are you? 'I'm the kiiiiiing'Stop hitting me! Stop!*machine gun fire*Who da bumba claat?'Ohhh shit'For someone who is a Shaolin Monkyour Kung-Fu's really lousy!*explosion, crackling glass*Boy, I'm three generations deep, in gangsterdomThree generations!